Are you serious?
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Find out more | Contact infoThey try to talk about sports. They try to play video games. They try to make dirty jokes and burp and fart and act tough...
It's disgusting and unfeminine and unbecoming and it won't ever get you laid. If you act like one of the guys, you'll be treated like one of the guys.
I don't date the guys. I date girls.
Declared by Philip Thomas on Monday, September 10, 2007
4 Comments
Add a commentI'm one of those girls. I tell dirty and racist joke because I think they're funny. And you're right. I'm unbecoming and unfeminine to asshats like you. Did you ever think that maybe the girl who's "trying to be like the guys" just really doesn't want to hang out with catty, snobbish girls and prefers the company of guys as her friends?
Oh, no.. That would require thinking OUTSIDE of your little compartamentalized world, now wouldn't it?
Oh, and by the way. I date girls too. And I can almost guarantee that I get laid a lot more than you probably do.
By Allison on Friday, September 14, 2007 at 12:59pm
I'm sorry to hear that you're so bitter. However, I specifically declared this jihad against girls who TRY to be like the guys, meaning it's an active attempt to be...guy-like.
Hopefully, that's not how you are. Hopefully you just naturally act the way you do. As you said, you laugh at the dirty jokes because you find them funny, not because that's what the guys do.
I'm jihading THOSE girls.
By Philip Thomas on Sunday, September 23, 2007 at 12:05pm
hah, i dont do those things in public but im sorry you cant get laid.im sorry you have so many hang ups..
i have a feeling you are from a hick state or your daddy was not very bright.he taught you some great things huh..
By Anonymous on Sunday, October 7, 2007 at 2:14am
^bitch needs to make someone a sandwich asap.
By Anonymous on Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 1:01pm