Jihad on you!

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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.

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What the heck is this?!

Jihad on you! is a social website based on venting the frustrations we all feel on a daily basis by declaring a holy war against anything and everything that annoys us, no matter how petty or insignificant. Obviously the whole idea is a bit toungue-in-cheek.

We realize the flippant use of the concept of jihad might be offensive to some, especially those who consider it an important part of their culture. Our intention is not to offend, so we invite all who may feel wronged by this site to leave immediately.

What is a jihad, anyway?

If you're interested in the true definition of the word, you're looking in the wrong place. Try Wikipedia for a general understanding.

For the purposes of this site, a jihad can be anything you want it to be - from an intense hatred to a mild annoyance to a declaration of all-out war against an enemy. It's really about how you interpret it. We're here to entertain, not educate.

How is this site used?

It's quite simple. Just fill out the jihad declaration form to begin your holy war. You can jihad anything you want - we don't care. We only ask that you try to avoid being completely vulgar or too overly offensive, out of respect for other users who might share your views, but not your foul mouth.

You can also read through other people's jihads. If you like something you read, rate it up. If you think someone's way off base, rate it down. It's up to the users (you!) to determine who gets the highest rating.

How do I get my jihad on the front page?

The site's creators choose jihads that they find particularly clever or funny to appear on the home page. It has little or nothing to do with ratings. So, be clever. Bribes work too.

Why isn't my jihad showing up in the listings?

Probably because it sucked. If you post a jihad that says something retarded (like for instance "Jihad on you!"), doesn't make any sense whatsoever or is too short to make it worth the bandwidth, we'll take it out of rotation. Don't worry if you were trying to send it to someone - the link still works - we just think you're too much of an idiot to appear on the site.

A good way to prevent your jihads from being removed is to write creatively. There's no reason to say that you declare a holy war or declare a jihad - we already know that. What we don't know is WHY you're declaring your jihad. Make it count, be creative, don't be a retard and we'll let you stick around.

Who is Skully?

Look up and to your left. See that little guy in the Jihad on you! logo? That's Skully. Skully runs this joint. Respect what Skully says.

Privacy policy

Your personal information (email address, etc) is perfectly safe with us. We will never sell your name or personal information to anyone. That being said...

By submitting information to Jihad on you!, you grant Jihad on you! a perpetual, royalty-free licence to use, reproduce, modify, publish, distribute, and otherwise exercise all copyright and publicity rights with respect to that information at its sole discretion, including storing it on Jihad on you! servers and incorporating it in other works in any media now known or later developed including without limitation published books.

If you do not wish to grant Jihad on you! these rights, it is suggested that you do not submit information to this website.

Jihad on you! reserves the right to select, edit and arrange submissions, and to remove information from the Jihad on you! website at any time at its sole discretion.

Contact information

To contact us, please send an email to info@jihadonyou.com. We'll do our best to get right back to you!

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