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Find out more | Contact infoi paid five bucks for my breakfast this morning, mostly because i wanted pancakes. standing one space behind you with ten pancakes left, i figured there'd be plenty. but no, apparently it takes exactly ten pancakes to feed your ninety pound sorority girl body. because of you, i had to downgrade to biscuits. i hate you.
Declared by derek on Monday, September 10, 2007
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Add a commentI totally feel you on that. Selfish bastards must go down.
By Anonymous on Monday, September 10, 2007 at 10:09am
You could have waited in the girls bathroom for a while. If she's really 90 pounds and in a sorority then she probably only kept those cakes down for about 15 minutes tops. "Oops, time to go put a finger down my throat!"
By Dave on Monday, September 10, 2007 at 3:24pm
Ya shudda made her wash down them cakes with a man chowder chaser.
By Sy Spurtin on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 at 9:45am