A jihad against The dog who pooped on my sidewalk

The dog who pooped on my sidewalk

Great! Thanks so much, Fido. It's bad enough that you apparently can't aim your furry hunchback well enough to hit the enormous grassy area two inches from where you left your delightful little "package" for me to discover. But you also concealed it under a clump of leaves so that I didn't notice I had stepped in it until after I had tracked it all through the house - including the carpeted areas. I hope you choke on a bone shard.
Declared by Trevor on Monday, September 10, 2007