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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDear next door neighbours,
See that 8 year old running around in the parking lot, refusing to move when cars are coming, playing soccer with his friends in the street (cause, well, You're only really good at soccer, construction and napping), and being a general little pissant. Oh, you do! Does eh look familiar, bitch? Well, he should. You popped him out before the other 8 you've got running in and out of the house. Try keeping an eye on your brat kids, lady! Newsflash: My Cavalier weighs about 1500 lbs. He weighs 70. Which body do you think is gonna have more damage done to it after I run his ass over? Whatever. You can just pop out another one. I know a good body repair shop. Do you think food stamps can buy plastic surgery? Or a coffin?
Dear 20-something mother at my SBUX the other day,
Ok, really. No, REALLY! Did you honestly just order an iced tall caramel macciato for your two year old?!?!?? Putting whipped cream on it doesn't make it ice cream and who the fuck gives their two year old coffee??!? You didn't even order decaf!! You are the reason why abortions should stay legal. Go kill yourself. Or vomit at least. It'll help you lose that last 20lbs of baby fat that's still hanging on. Really honey, bulemia is how we pretty girls become so and stay that way.
Declared by Allison on Friday, September 21, 2007
4 Comments
Add a commentThis could be the best jihad yet. The anger and rage makes my eyes well with tears. I hope some day to be as masterful with the silver tongue of spite as you are. You should really start writing a blog if you don't already cause that shit right there was gold!
By Holy crap on Saturday, September 22, 2007 at 12:23am
Some children are the reason why post-partum abortion should be legalized. Running up and down the hallways of the apartment building screaming with your little brat friends does not constitute as good playtime. Playing chicken with the cars on the freeway might serve you better.
By Maelstrom on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 1:37am
Aman my sister. Shoot the kids and the parents!! ;)
By whyme on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 8:58am
Indeed. People like that should not even be labeled as "parents." They give a bad name to real parents who actually do their job of raising their kids right. Morons like that do illustrate why we need to keep abortion legal. Hell, maybe we need to give licensing exams to allow some people to breed. Think about it. You take a test to be allowed to drive a car.
By Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 11:09am