Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI was just a boy when the infidels came into my village in their Black Hawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fire of black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats... screaming for help. As quickly as they'd come the infidels were gone. It was on that day... I put a jihad on them.
And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you too.
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
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Add a commentHa! You memorized it?!
By Daniel on Tuesday, October 2, 2007 at 10:05am
Sounds like one heck of a BBQ -- What sauce did you have with the flame grilled goats?
By Yum yum on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 4:35am