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Find out more | Contact infoFor your information we do not sit on our butts all day while the babies play nicely on the floor!!!! This does not happen....we clean up poo...pissy pants.....wash.....and wash again......put new clothes on...... feed......shall I go on?...er "no please don't" I hear you cry...... "stop fucking winging" you cry again!!!! You're the baby around here you cant even get your wee in the toilet! I know cause I clean it gob shyte....so if you want to say it again think before you moan at me again......I'm a housegirlfriend not a even a wife .....(thats another jihad in itself!!) but hey one at a time hey fellas you cant take much more information than that, in your peanut size brains the same size as your cock!!! phew I needed that blast thanks!!! great website!!!
Declared by yummy mummy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
11 Comments
Add a commentGlad we could help...uh...[cowering in the corner] Can't wait to hear your jihad about "housegirlfriends"
By the way, it looks like your dirty mouth was able to kill the google ads for this page! Congrats!
By Skully on Tuesday, October 2, 2007 at 5:02pm
We all know how much you love peanuts. Don't pretend there isn't a whole lot of magazine-reading going on over long cups of coffee. Kids are cute, how could you call that work?
By Wherezafrom on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 7:57am
I appreciate what at home mothers do, but let's look at this a bit more realistically. It cannot be compared to a conventional job.
You are your own boss. If you feel unwell, you can put your head down for five minutes, or put off the wash. You can lay on the sofa if you are tired for at least ten minutes, let's be real.
You have nobody breathing down your neck. I realize it can be hectic at times, but there must be no feeling like not having to answer to a grumpy sob. Let's not mention dress codes, deadlines, etc... No comparison. Sorry.
By mike on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 10:36am
I've had to watch the kids all day while the wife was sick, and it isn't easy. I'd rather goto work where dress codes and deadlines are easy.
With 1 kid it's a bit easier, but 2 kids ( which I have ) is no picnic. Kids don't listen, get into things, destroy stuff, find pens to destroy stuff.
It all depends on the type of kids you have, but it's a 24 hour job. Some parents have it easy though since they do ignore their kids, others don't. I can't do it, the stress of being nagged all day and constantly by the kids is to much for me. Work is just easier.
By Bob Barker on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 10:47am
Yes you do! You sit on your FAT ASSES ALL DAY, spend the money WE WORK OUR ASSES OFF TO PROVIDE FOR YOU, and then BANG THE POOL BOY!
You whore.
By Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 3:42pm
Being a housewives is a 24 hour job!!!! I can't stand when a man don't appreciate what we do for them. We do the housework, take care the kids, cook, and clean, then after all that we then have to lay the fuck down while the men climb on top and get his load off. Once he done, he stagger out and start watching tv, while we clean, feed and put the kids to bed... then we have to listen to the fucker complain about how mean his boss is.......stop being a baby......why don't you, just for one day, ask to have the day off and then take the responsibility of the housework....see how fucking easy it is.
By whatever on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 3:45pm
Your husband would appreciate you more if you hadn't gained 50lbs after you married him. That's called "false advertising".
By Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 4:01pm
I'm a mother of two who just came back to work full-time after 12 years at home and it's easier in the office. I can actually concentrate on one thing for a period of time without interruption. And--most important of all--I get a paycheck every two weeks!!
By lastword on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 4:55pm
Don't you just swan around in lingerie all day and have sex with the pool boy, or the gardener? That's what MY wife says she does, are you calling her a LIAR!
By XJ on Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 2:54am
Shut up fuckers!
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By qwe on Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 8:10am