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Find out more | Contact info"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out about it, then you can feel smug in your rationalization that you DID NOTHING WRONG.
And OF COURSE this is the ONLY thing you aren't telling me, so I should not feel the least bit suspicious. Ever. THAT would be cause for Jihad.
Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
6 Comments
Add a commentAnd I'm sure he completely ignores the fact that maybe you're freaking out MOSTLY about the fact that he hid it in the first place.
Sure, you might have been upset that he contacted her - but now you're freaking out because he contacted her AND neglected to tell you.
Typical. Rating this one up.
By Agreed on Saturday, October 6, 2007 at 4:00pm
Don't freak out, for either reason. He's either worth your time and frustration or he's not. Don't expect him to change, don't expect anyone to change. My guess is you always knew, to some degree, of his predilections. Walk away sooner than later.
By Morgan on Sunday, October 7, 2007 at 11:23pm
LEAVE HIM. Use your brain gurl, not your heart. A guy who have sex other than you will always be a cheater regardless of what you do.
Your brain, not your heart.
By Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 9:09am
You're a dumb cunt. Go get real advice from a therapist.
By Your father. on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 9:46am
He contacted her because you're a bad lay.
By Your Ex-Boyfriend on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 4:00pm
Maybe I contacted the girl because I didn't really feel a strong sense of commitment from you. Sleeping with another guy will do that. Then again maybe I just wanted to see what else was out there. Maybe I just wanted to hang out with an old friend. Who's sneakier anyway, considereding how you found out?
By The Sneaky Man on Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 3:07pm