A jihad against Realtors

Realtors

What the fuck kind of name is Realtors anyway? You're a real estate agent that bribes a corporation to give you your fancy smancy name. Who gives a fuck?

I don't give a shit of I get my burritos from a Cookator or not, or my car fixed be a Mechanitor, or my lovin' from a Prostitor. I sure as shit don't give damn that you wear that stupid pen.

What gets me worse is when you dickheads get all bent out of shape when someone mispronounces your fancy name. Speak english motherfucker, and people will stop mispronouncing it. As you know, nobody mispronounces "real estate agent", or a.k.a. "part time pizza delivery guy". Fuck you, real-a-tors.

Then there's the jerkoffs who get offended when regular Joe's make the mortal mistake of calling a non-realtor a realtor. Like we know, or even care. You think Kleenex gets bent when someone uses their name. Of course not, they are not ignorant dumbfucks like yourself.

I declare jihad on all you ass bags, From now on, every agent a meet will be called a real-a-tor. The first one whose offended that I mistook them for one of these jerkoffs will get my business for life.
Declared by NAR jazeera on Sunday, October 7, 2007