A jihad against Toddlers

Toddlers

Just stop shitting in your pants already and maybe I'll buy you that goddamn Buzz Lightyear. And if you don't want to take a bath, then I guess you won't go to the park and get so goddamn dirty anymore. To think, in 12 years, you'll be putting a Jihad on me. Well, bucko, when I'm shitting myself in a home, you'd better remember how you laughed when I geot your stinky baby poo on my hands.
Declared by NotTheMomma on Sunday, October 7, 2007