A jihad against The World

The World

I see you standing there. Watching with that smug expression of indifference, thinking that 5 billion years of existence somehow makes you special - like that counts for anything.

I think it's time you faced the reality that you're rather screwed up. The only offspring you've successfully produced are homicidal maniacs so intent on their own destruction that they were incapable of existing on the same tectonic plate with those of different skin pigmentation for 99.9% of your life.

And another thing, wtf is the point in a surface area which is 2/3 water. In what pathological ice age did you conceive that? And platypuses? All I can say is...why?

In fact the only worthy tributes to your existence aren't even of your own devising. Global warming, wmds and algore were all man-made abhorrences.

You suck world. I hope some half-crazed eco-friendly socialists run rampant and create in their idiocy a nuclear incision through every crevice in your godforsaken ozone and you die.
Declared by Theo on Monday, October 8, 2007