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Find out more | Contact infoI declare holy war upon Internet Explorer 6. You have been making webdesigners' lives miserable for too long. You and your maker should die in pain.
Declared by Mr. Tze on Monday, October 8, 2007
11 Comments
Add a commentIt hurts allot!!!
By Ultimasnake on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 8:17am
Hmm it seems I'm not the only one frustrated with this piece of bad development.
By Mr. Tze on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 10:46am
Yes! The kind of death that start with you doing a situp into someone's butt and ends in a way to horrible to imagine!
By Anonymous on Monday, October 8, 2007 at 1:37pm
YES ! I would murder IE6
By Ali7 on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 7:52am
I will cut off IE6's fingers one by one very slowly, then cut off IE6's penis (slowly) then open his chest cavity with a scalpel (all this when IE6 is on the foreground thread) and take out its beating heart. Then I will slit IE6's throat and cut off its head slowly, then show the decapitated head to IE7 and Windows XP.
By Crafted Packets on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 1:48pm
why ? -u dont have to use me -there are lots of browsers ,if you dont like me ,go hell sucker ..
By ie6 on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 5:01am
GOD DAMMIT IE SUCKS COMPLETELY!
Go fuck yourelf.
By Web Designer on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 9:07am
@Crafted Packets on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 1:48pm
You forgot Vista Square Pants Bloathware. I had a huge team working on issues like 'how to move settings to another location again, preferably hidden and more unlogic', like 'how to decrease security', like 'how to make stupid defaults more mandatory', 'how to promote Mickey Mouse wizards' and so on. We did an excellent job.
IE6 a pain? Wait for IE8 Vista. It will be a widget plugin that will run on any website. Whatever browser a visitor is using, IE8 will take control. It's free but of course we may charge.
By Bill Gates III on Saturday, October 13, 2007 at 5:21pm
There has got to be a way to get rid of IE.
Maybe if we all switch to Firefox or Opera, it wouldn't be so bad.
(Oh come on, just because Firefox comes with Mac OS X doesn't mean it is really bad. If you don't like Firefox, use Opera. If you don't like Opera, GO SUCK A COCK FUCKTART)
By MasterOfTheMSAlternatives on Wednesday, December 26, 2007 at 4:52pm
@Bill Gates III
STFU you "DOUCHE BAG WANNABE".
By MasterOfTheMSAlternatives on Thursday, December 27, 2007 at 8:21pm
javascript:alert("I fucking hate IE6 and IE7! What pieces of shit.")
By HTML master on Sunday, October 5, 2008 at 7:43am