A jihad against My Fellow Commuters

My Fellow Commuters

I am sick to death of rude obnoxious people on the trains int he morning. NO I can't move down and shove my crotch (whihc is at face level for those seated) in some poor passengeres face because you want to squeeze the last tinyest amount of space from the carriage we happen to be sharing. NO I do not want you to breathe your stinking morning breath in my face and NO i do not want you to fall asleep on my shoulder if I am ever lucky enough to get a seat.

May you eyebrows grow to obscure your damned eyes, so that you may not see the train in the mornings.
Declared by Shaun on Tuesday, October 9, 2007