A jihad against The McDonalds at Essex and Delancey

The McDonalds at Essex and Delancey

I hate you so much because people who work at the f-ing DMV look like overachieving GENIUSES next to you. You're slow, you're stupid, you're rude, and the peeps at the burger kind two blocks over ALSO look like overachieving geniuses compared to you.

Why is it so difficult to be speedy, courteous, and efficient? If you're standing there WAITING For an order to come up how about bagging someone elses order so you don't clog the ENTIRE friggin pipeline.

The benefit is, I shouldn't be eating mcdonalds in the first place. So you're actually doing me a favor. But DAMN. How are you even able to survive on the 3 brain cells you were given. Shouldn't you be carted off to some kind of a home? Because there's no way you're a productive, contributing member of society.
Declared by I SEE FAT PEOPLE on Tuesday, October 9, 2007