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Find out more | Contact infoI declare holy war upon James Blunt. This jar of pink sugar should be torn apart by eight homosexual horses, then run over by a fleet of concrete transport trucks, and then burnt in a steel factory, and then shot, just to make sure.
The timbre of his voice is deeply agonizing and should only be used to get paedophile criminals talking, as well as his shameless and endless repeating of meaningless chorusses.
"you're beautiful, you're beautiful, your beautiful it's true. I saw your face...in a crowded place..."
If you play his music to crack addicts everytime they are high, we will see crime rates dropping dramatically shortly after it.
Declared by Mr. Tze on Thursday, October 11, 2007
2 Comments
Add a commentHallelujah! James Blunt is another scourge of the airways.
By Tim on Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 2:40pm
praise allah!! i never liked him, especially when my ex got an email from her ex saying 'oh baby i miss you so, listen to james blunt track number blha blah blah' i fuckin hate cocks!
By butters on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 9:44am