A jihad against Mr. Peanut

Mr. Peanut

Hey man, what the HECK is your problem? I thought we were cool dude! You used to sit on my desk and give me peanuts and now that you're all out of nuts, you stare at me all day long with those "do me" eyes and you're constantly trying to force yourself on me. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!! OK? Do you get it now? Move on! I don't swing that way man!!
Declared by Jon on Thursday, October 11, 2007