Are you serious?
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Find out more | Contact info"Do no evil" - yeah right. You smug cunts do nothing but sit there with all the cards making our life a fucking misery with your flowery "we're all cool geeks and you're a capitalist pig" bull shit. You're worth more money than is sensible but you do fuck all useful with it.
Why has no-one asked about the environmental effects of your new $600 million data centre. Do you really need that shit? Do you really need to drain 1.21 gigawatts of electricity per second to give us more adverts?!
I'd be ok if you were up-front about your aims but no, you try to fool everyone with this liberal, lefty, lentilist front and gullable fuckers swallow it!
You're far more of a monopoly on the world than Microsoft but they are roundly called evil - you secretive fuckers make them look like Little Red Riding Hood.
You don't fool me you foul geeks so a Jihad on you, your happy-go-lucky attitude, your annoyingly smug staff, your fucking GooglePlex, your bastard secrecy and your stupid ass logo.
If only Yahoo and MSN had a clue your ass would be grass and the world would rejoyce in your downfall. Bastards.
Declared by Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007
6 Comments
Add a commentYour just miffed because Google Buisness referals scheme is only open to yanks
By sideshow matt on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 6:33pm
You have a point. I do have an axe to grind. I'll happily grind it on Sergey and Larry's egg shaped head.
By Jaxta on Friday, October 12, 2007 at 9:29pm
Wow, that's some unintelligent babble. You'd probably love a world without technological progress. I'm glad you have an opinion, congratulations. Maybe next time you'll think it through before you go on spouting out your communist bastard!
By cockbag on Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 10:13pm
So Google are the only company responsible for technological progress? Don't talk out of your arse.
Google bought the companies that started Adwords/Adsense, Google Earth, Google Apps and so on just as Microsoft did in the past.
Don't test me on knowing what Google do or don't do - I'm the Google master. Just 'cos I don't like them, doesn't mean I don't understand them fool.
Google have done fuck all in terms of technological progress. They were the first to create a decent search engine is all.
By Jaxta on Thursday, October 18, 2007 at 11:13am
hahahaa i love the rambles. but seriously, without google how you gonna find porn? without google how are you gonna work out which hole to pleasure your dad with, without google your fuckin screwed mate! fuck the bullshit about the adverts, go to google.com, see any adverts?? type in what you want and see any adverts? didnt think so. maybe if less americans used google for masterbation and workin out how to turn on there fridge then google wouldnt need a massive fuck off data center to laugh at all the shit your browsing at and to allow more room for more retarded americans to look up common knowledge!!
By butters on Friday, October 19, 2007 at 9:09am
You piece of s***, you make money out of AdSense and then crib on the big G!!!
Jihad on you....
By Kake on Friday, November 16, 2007 at 1:54am