A jihad against Donald Duck

Donald Duck

This is the last straw! I have had it with your short, bitter, feathered ass! You don't mess with a dude's benz and get away with it. And by the way, you call me Goofy one more time you crack smokin', walking personality disorder, and I will bury your ass next to Walt. It's Shabaz Ahmed. It's been legal for about 15 damn years. It is about damn time you start showing some respect. You want to shit in everyone else's cereal cause Daisy ditched your ass for that Canadien dude... Man, you brought it on yourself. You need to get yourself right! Just not gonna get a chance to if you come anywhere near me again, because I have now declared Jihad on your scrawny chicken ass!
Declared by Shabaz Ahmed (The artist formally known as Goofy) on Tuesday, October 30, 2007