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Find out more | Contact infoI moved out here from CA so I know I'm spoiled but, come on! You people really live like this?! You have no personality and you all sound the same blah blah blah, "I'm really important and my dad owns this company", "we drive a Beamer", "here's my business card". I don't care how important you are if you're boring then nobody wants to hang out with you.
Your weather sucks!
Your food choices are great if you like McDonalds.
Your clubs are tired.
Oh and I've been robbed twice in two months..so yeah, its real safe here too.
Declared by Left Coast on Wednesday, October 31, 2007
4 Comments
Add a commentYou're just mad that the East Coast looks down its cultured, academically successful, and far more intelligent nose at you.
Life can't all be sunshine, plastic surgery, and giant, unnecessary signs.
By East Coast on Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 7:04pm
yeah WTHs with the lack of fast food?
They dont even have Jack in the Box or Carl's Jrs or In-N-Out Burger, they got nothing. Start craving that stuff after a while and I can hardly find TAco bell
By timmy on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 at 9:55am
Hey East Coast,
I just wanted to let you know that, yes, life can be all sunshine thanks to the fact that I'm from a place where people are genuinely happy to live....unlike you people on the east coast who can only look forward to your "superior cultured chatting" which equates to a whole lot of bull! ...thanks for pointing that out
By Left Coast on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 5:03pm
I grew up on the east coast and always felt something was missing. After joining the military, I eventually wound up on the west coast. What did I find? Non-judgemental, fun loving people who actually enjoy having a conversation about something besides themselves and what college they went to. I lived among relaxed people who know how to have a real life. Now I'm back "home" on the east coast realizing I'm a west coast person. I swear when I retire I'm going back. Fuck this noise.
By Nomad on Sunday, August 15, 2010 at 11:15am