A jihad against The State of Connecticut

The State of Connecticut

Connecticut is a loser social-climber state. It wants to be all cool by being in all of the elite groups. "Look at me! I'm Connecticut! I'm in New England AND the Tri-State region! I route for the Red Sox and New England Patriots AND the New York Jets and Yankees! I'm special because I have no unique identity of my own, so instead I'll just latch on to other states! I'll take both sides of the battle, so I will definitely win!"

Well you know what, Connecticut? PICK A SIDE! You can't associate with New England if you're in league with New York and New Jersey. We're at war, here, Connecticut, and you're sitting on the fence. You know what? We don't even want you! Go enjoy hanging out with your overpolluted, smelly, congested friends. New England rejects you, Connecticut. Now go away!
Declared by A Proud Bostonian on Tuesday, November 27, 2007