Are you serious?
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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDon't you just love those people who carry out loud conversations on their cell phone? Very private information about themselves, friends, and business. How there is always more than one trying to talk at the same time in a very small area?
I declare jihad on all you SOBs may Allah cause a permanent dead zone around you whenever you turn your cell on.
May your earwax clog the speaker and deface your screen.
May your batteries run dry one minute after charging.
May your cell phone fall into the toilet the next time you use it.
May you lose your cell and whoever finds it run up your bill.
May your faulty battery explode and burn an extra hole in your ass that leaks forever.
May Allah banish you to the deepest level of tech support hell for all eternity.
Declared by verminator on Monday, January 28, 2008
1 Comments
Add a commentI remember sitting in a bus, when someone spoke loudly on his cell-phone, so I just shouted at him from my seat "speak more loudly please!". So the nincompoop lowered his voice.
By Anonymous on Tuesday, February 12, 2008 at 12:25pm