A jihad against My buddy and his girlfriend

My buddy and his girlfriend

Break up with her already! She's a total bitch, she insults you all the time, and she's not even hot! haven't you realized that we have all pretty much stopped talking to you just because of your relationship with this turkey necked bitch? its over dude. You can't go out to bars anymore because of her, and thats just too far. A jihad on your head for as long as you date her. I'll buy ya a beer and a lapdance the second you break the chains from the elephant you are attached to.
Declared by Bros Before Hos on Saturday, March 1, 2008