A jihad against Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines

Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines

This is for making and my wife of five hours sit outside the terminal and watch our ship set sail us on board...all because YOU screwed up, lost our reservations and sold our suite to someone else. Because of your incompetent asses, we spent our honeymoon in a seedy hotel in South Beach trying to learn Spanish so we could get some room service.

I don't want a voucher. I don't want a refund. I want my goddamned honeymoon.
Declared by Alan Sedgewick on Monday, March 10, 2008