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Find out more | Contact infoYou are not smart. You're just like everyone else. Self-absorbed, selfish, narcissistic and infested with disillusions of grandeur. If anyone deserves an A+, its the selfless, charitable humble people who don't think themselves better than anyone else. Those people are better than you. What have you given to society you superficial, uncharitable, narcissistic prick?
Did you fight for our country?
Did you risk your life for my freedom? I'm sorry, why did you think you were great again? Oh, that's right, because you went to "grad school". That's it. You didn't sacrifice for anyone. You just think your great because you read books and got good grades. How sad. A soldier with only a high school education but charity in his heart is not only smarter than you, but better. Want to be honorable like a soldier? Guess what, you don't have to join the war. You simply need to throw out your evil pride, be charitable in the true sense, and humble yourself. There's nothing great about anyone. God is great. Are you perfect? Obviously not. Then you're not great. Get over your self-absorb self and get real.
Declared by Get Real on Friday, May 9, 2008
5 Comments
Add a commentAbsolute truth! Those people are fucking idiots. They fail at life. Pitty them.
By Truth on Friday, May 16, 2008 at 11:55am
Mate, I'm smarter than you. God isn't real. He's imaginary. And I don't have an issue with you saying that soldiers are more honourable than me, but smarter? Intelligence has nothing to do with charity my poorly educated friend, so perhaps you might want to keep your mouth closed and just be subservient to us enlightened ones.
By Gav on Monday, December 6, 2010 at 7:17pm
Yes there is a God! The Father, Son and Holy Spirit! For many, there is another God me, myself. and I. Unfortunatly for the latter group every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord!
By Anonymous on Monday, January 17, 2011 at 12:22pm
Thou hast done me mightily smightily.
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By SNOWMAN on Tuesday, April 30, 2013 at 7:34pm