A jihad against The kids who were supposed to mow my lawn

The kids who were supposed to mow my lawn

Where are you with your weak little electric mower? I walked out of my front door this morning and was greeted by a herd of elephants who have apparently taken up residence in the jungle that used to be my yard. Luckily, they stampeded in the general direction of the parking lot, so a path was cleared and I ended up only an hour late to work.

Get your lazy asses down here, plug in your lawn mower, and do what I paid you $20 to do before the HOA sends its ninjas after me.
Declared by That old man down the street on Friday, May 16, 2008