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Find out more | Contact infoWhat the hell is up with this ugly bitch? Who made the decision to put her awkward, nasty face on television? Is she having trouble reading the cue cards or are the unnatural pauses between words just the way botched abortions speak? And what the hell is up with her eyes? Is that a little-known side-effect of down syndrome? It's not "batting" when you look like you've just been tasered.
Who was responsible for doing her makeup for the commercial? Stevie Wonder? Was it a conscious decision to pick the least sexy person on earth to attempt acting coy while talking about "that certain part of the male body"? Say "cock", whore!
Someone get this shit off of my TV, please! The whole commercial is a rotten, greasy, wax-paper-wrapped fillet of FAIL and this bitch is the salmonella.
Declared by Gary on Thursday, August 7, 2008
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Add a commentshe is pretty damn ugly i just wanna see her breasts cuz they look nice :)
By Lesbian on Saturday, February 21, 2009 at 2:04am
Her name is Bridgetta Tomarchio ; A talentless little whore from Maryland ( see imdb.com) Her latest movie is called "the tennant" where she plays a -dead girl! To get the part for the Extenze commercial, well, you know those creapy dudes in coats (scientists) working on the product? They, and the producers, all did a handful of those little magic pills and yes - the then did her! Pulled a train on her and when they were done those flashy darty eyes were a side effect! (remember smilin bobs side effect - nothin comes free). Hence, the only part after that she could get was playin a dead girl. look her up. Oh , she's also a wrestler to boot.
By The broad with the flashy eyes on the3 Extenze commercial on Monday, March 16, 2009 at 3:34am