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Find out more | Contact infoShut the hell up! I don't want to know how great your new Apple iMac or if the iPod is the best thing since sliced bread. I don't NEED someone telling me what products to use. Why don't you search for "Apple" on this site and see how many jihads against Apple got the thumbs down! Mother fuckers. Seriously, shut the BLOODY HELL up, and stop trying to push shit on to my computer! For heavens sake!
Declared by Fuck Apple on Saturday, August 23, 2008
8 Comments
Add a commentWindoze sucks balls.....
By Tom Jones on Sunday, August 24, 2008 at 1:45pm
@Tom Jones
Are you fucking serious? Is your dad a dog? Learn to spell "WINDOWS" properly you stupid jig.
By Fuck Apple on Monday, August 25, 2008 at 8:42pm
Windoze is a common derogatory nickname for Windows. It's not that Tom Jones is a jig. It's more that you are a complete moron.
By Mr. Obvious on Sunday, September 28, 2008 at 9:19pm
Eat shit and die! "Windows" is the proper nickname for Microsoft's invention, so go to hell fuckwit!
By Fuck Apple on Saturday, October 4, 2008 at 12:16am
...and while we're at it, FUCK Quicktime and its systemwide imperialism and FUCK I-tunes and the entire "I-Pod" establishment's force-feeding of "alternative" aural stool.
By Calixtus on Monday, December 8, 2008 at 4:28pm
Wow, didn't know WIndows users had such TINY dicks...
By Bill sucks Ballmer on Thursday, May 21, 2009 at 11:22pm
iTunes is the shit,,,,,,,,and even the iPod,,,,,,just bc u currently dont own one or never use one to know then you are a shitface.......jus jump out a microsoft window and fuck your self........
By fuck calixtus on Thursday, October 8, 2009 at 5:28pm
Watch this Apple users, as I make a comment without using text-speak every second word. Something you are all too lazy to do.
>> just bc u currently dont own one or never use one to know then you are a shitface.......
Well hold on there, Mr. (Blow) Jobs. My 2G Nokia phone does everything I need/want.
So how about you go fuck yourself up the arse instead?
By EagleYS on Friday, January 14, 2011 at 1:51am