A jihad against Mosquitos

Mosquitos

I declare war on you, fucking rat bastard fuck pissers! You kill every lucid dream I have by buzzing around my ears, and make me scratch my legs like a dog with mother fucking fleas because you bite me there, AND NOW WHAT YOU TINY PIECES OF SHIT! YOU'RE CARRYING DENGUE FEVER ALL THE WAY FROM THE MOTHER FUCKING PHILIPPINES, where one of my relatives almost died because you assholes bit her with the disease! FUCKING CHRIST you almost killed her, she was internally bleeding! Now you're in Queensland, giving people the same shit! And now you gonna travel a few more kilometers down south and start stinging us! FUCK! I wish nature starts growing pesticide trees that attract you and kill you at the same time. GRRRR!!! FUCKERS!!!
Declared by Insects are Bitches on Tuesday, January 20, 2009