A jihad against John S.

John S.

You are such a dick sometimes! Shut the fuck up with your dumb-ass Jewish jokes already, and learn how to pronounce Ricci ("ree-chee" not "ree-kee," you moron). I know you didn't even fucking ask Doug if Nate and Ronnie could come with--you're selfish and want to always be the center of attention--can't have other interesting people hogging the spotlight. Ugh. I'm so fucking tired of your crappy showtunes and Cyndi Lauper too. And I don't care about your stupid flat-screen TV or autographed pictures--they don't make you important. And then you have the nerve to be pissed at me? Cause your jokes were dumb and insulting and I'd had enough and called you out? Get over yourself. And don't hit your fucking partner, weak fuck. Next time, I'm calling the cops. Get some real counseling and stop judging everyone else!
Declared by Anonymous on Monday, May 4, 2009