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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoNever in the history of skankdom has such a despicable whore rolled out of a puss-soaked bed as LRS. This trollop is a cock-sucking homewrecker. There is absolutely nothing she won't put in her mouth and blow on. She is a tease, a tramp, a delight to the ides (of March - she's best at stabbing in the back while blowing in the front). She'll drop trow at the drop of a hat and she always carries her own hat. She puts on the finest pretense of humanity - all smiles, and compliments, and gifts, and acts of personal service - all so she can insinuate (inseminate?) herself into other people lives and then wreck them for her own cunning joy. She got herself through college by huffing and puffing under professors desks. Too stupid to make a living in the real world, she married well, but kept right on huffing and puffing everything without a twat (maybe that too, I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying). Her heart is as black as her lips are red. She's the absolute epitome of southern charm - smiles when she meets you, teeth when she clamps down on you, nails when she claws your eyes out. Beware this walking vaginal calamity. No soul, no conscience, and barely a brain to temper her unrelenting venom and vice - she is an accomplice of evil itself.
(Note: Of course, none of these things are true. This "jihad" is merely an exercise in fictional writing about a fictitious person. None of the things stated in this post should be considered applicable to any person, living or dead. There is no evidence of any of theses claims and there are certainly no digital photgraphs which could substantiate any of these claims. This post is merely for entertainment purposes and should not be construed to disparage any person, living or dead. The author of this post is not Islamic and therefore the very idea of issuing a "jihad" on someone is fictional in nature and concept.)
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, May 5, 2009
35 Comments
Add a commentShe got to you, too, eh?
By Anonymous on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 11:58am
She got to you, too, eh?
By Anonymous on Monday, May 11, 2009 at 11:58am
Hey, wow. This is kind of harsh, like really harsh. But from what I know about the situ there's not too much exagerated here. It;s too bad, she was a very generous person.
By Anonymous on Sunday, July 12, 2009 at 7:01pm
even balloons are afraid of her
By Anonymous on Thursday, September 24, 2009 at 10:46pm
balloons?
I've got a whole different point of view on the harsh that is being thrown out here. What if you have a person who was not at all mean and devious, but sort of "mal-formed" (if that is a word). Sometimes people do things out of their own pain which comes across mean or vicious to others. I hate to say whether that is the case with this person, per se, but you should at least give the person a consideration of having other things going on in their lives besides what you see on the surface.
In the original post, there is a lot of reference to sexual misbehavior. Did you ever stop to think that a person could act out sexually becaise they have a deficit of love (which is supposed to be the context of sex, so in a twisted was, giving sex recklessly is a way of "generating" love). Have you ever considered that when a broken or immature acts out (outwardly) in an ugly way, they are acting from an ugly place inwardly.
That's why people like the one being discussed should get a little more sympathy. She sounds like a desperately shallow person living without love. Let's not beat up on her, let's try to help her.
By Anonymous on Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 11:26pm
woman had her claws, talons, and lips on me before I knew I had accidently left my fly onbuttoned
i'll say this much, Lawrenceville was never so much fun before
By MarathonMan on Sunday, October 11, 2009 at 12:03am
i wonder if she'll take off her mask after halloween this year
By Anonymous on Monday, October 26, 2009 at 10:17am
bad person
By Anonymous on Monday, October 26, 2009 at 10:06pm
Check out the Daily Post section B. Back ground picture There is the tart kanoodling with someone looks mightly NOT like her dear hubby.
By Anonymous on Wednesday, November 4, 2009 at 11:11pm
I got no complaints.
By Blown Away In Clemson on Monday, November 16, 2009 at 9:30pm
If I'm walking around with a smile on my face you know she's been to C'town.
By Bouncey Bouncey on Saturday, December 5, 2009 at 11:15am
Around here we call egg nog "Liquid Panty Stripper" in Leslie's honor. Drinking winky.
By Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 5:44pm
all true
By Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010 at 9:35pm
Mr Hoffman
By Anonymous on Friday, January 1, 2010 at 9:36pm
Thanks for dropping by, LS. Come again soon.
By Anonymous on Thursday, January 21, 2010 at 4:07pm
There's a spiderweb of Herpes all across the Magnolia belt with L's dna all over it. Hope y'all enjoyed y'all'self.
By Lord of the Dunes on Tuesday, January 26, 2010 at 3:17pm
O Cum All Ye Faithful
By TigerBait on Monday, March 29, 2010 at 10:24am
Dirty Lie: Hyman's Seafood Restaurant in C'town is NOT named after her.
She never had one.
By Anonymous on Monday, August 23, 2010 at 6:10pm
Feckless Freckled Fucker but damn that girl has a smile
By Anonymous on Saturday, September 25, 2010 at 11:39pm
permanent carpet burns on shoulders - she calls them wings
By Anonymous on Monday, November 8, 2010 at 10:48pm
She calls it "love gargle".
By Anonymous on Monday, November 15, 2010 at 11:01pm
oh my gosh this is a riot! I'm googling old classmates and ran across this girl I heard got married after Clemson. Hilarious. There's some anger in some of the comments but after a certain act in her convertible Bug she came at me like I was Jack the Ripper. That's fine. She's definitely Jill the Zipper. WooHoo! The Isle hasn't been the same since she graduated.
By Anonymous on Friday, November 26, 2010 at 8:53pm
Got all excited I heard yesterday that Leslie died. Turns out it was just some actor. Oh well.
By Dashed Hopes on Tuesday, November 30, 2010 at 3:19pm
another news story on her hiney-ness: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/02/like-sleep-blame-genes/
By Anonymous on Thursday, December 2, 2010 at 10:12am
an update on her story: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20025801-504083.html
By Anonymous on Wednesday, December 15, 2010 at 8:22pm
just seems like a dandy time of year to release the photos
By Anonymous on Sunday, December 19, 2010 at 1:30pm
do it
By Anonymous on Sunday, December 26, 2010 at 11:19pm
even her mom calls her a sorostitute
By Anonymous on Tuesday, December 28, 2010 at 2:03pm
She said the only place I hadn't fucked was her "pee hole".
By Anonymous on Saturday, January 1, 2011 at 10:38am
Mr Hoffman
By Anonymous on Monday, July 25, 2011 at 11:27pm
tapped
By Anonymous on Wednesday, September 28, 2011 at 10:36pm
Thanks for the check in, LRS. Your interest is duly noted.
By Anonymous on Tuesday, November 1, 2011 at 10:44pm
Ho Ho Ho Whole story... right here:
http://erospainter.tumblr.com/post/15315931730/and-somehow-when-the-professor-invited-her-over
By Anonymous on Thursday, January 5, 2012 at 10:01pm
Where is this it from?? Plz tell me it's not the lake village chic
By Anonymous on Monday, February 20, 2012 at 8:45pm
Potiphar had a beautiful wife, a woman used to getting her way. She was lonely, bored and constantly in the company of an unusually handsome man, a Brad Pitt of the ancient world. Neglected by her husband who may have been a eunuch, she fell in love with Joseph – to the point where she became obsessive about him.
She saw him daily, and soon the temptation became too much. She made some kind of sexual approach to Joseph – ‘Lie with me’, she said.
Joseph faced a dilemma. He had to either offend the wife or betray her husband. He decided on the former. But one day when they were alone in the house she grabbed hold of him, pulling him down onto her bed. In the physical tussle that followed she pulled off his linen loin-cloth. He was naked, and ran out of the room and then out of the house, leaving his clothing behind.
Potiphar’s wife was enraged. She called to the members of the household, telling them Joseph had tried to rape her. She showed them Joseph’s clothing to prove it. Only her screams had prevented him abusing her, she said.
She waited until her husband came home and told him the same story. He was enraged – at Joseph? at her? The incident was now common knowledge. As a cuckold he would become a laughing stock.
He charged Joseph with the attempted rape of his wife, and put him in prison.
Of the wife, we hear no more.
By Anonymous on Friday, December 23, 2016 at 11:03pm