A jihad against Friends and other useless jerks

Friends and other useless jerks

Thanks a lot for nothing. You shitty, butt ugly mongrel bastards. Perhaps you're all that way because of the lack of sex you're getting, due to the fact that not only are you all ugly, you're fairly stupid as well.
You are part of the reason I've started thinking that friends are overrated. What the hell kind of friends stand each other up multiple times within a week, and then claim being old and forgetful as the reason to blame? When I knock you upside the head, perhaps with amnesia you'll have something to complain about.
You're all under the age of 30, you wet fists.
And those acquaintances too, what the fuck? Don't even bother trying to get your sticky hands onto my schedule if you're not going to bother to turn up.
I'm blaming evolution. All those goddamn countries in the western world who pay bonuses for people to have children, you're supporting the breeding of dumbasses, you know that? We don't need another million fucking stupid people in this world. It's not as if they're useful, they don't work or anything. This is the reason I'd rather go home and stick a dildo in my arse, than a dick, because I just can't stand the head that goes along with it.
You know what, I don't believe in god - but fuck him anyway. If anything he's probably dead as the aftermath to what a shoddy effort he put in. Bunch of dead people came up and strangled him in his sleep, and he would deserve it. Or she, it whatever, stupid powerful being. Unfair, having more power than the rest of us. That's why I don't like that theory, powerful beings. Powerful stupid beings, no. I'm pessimistic enough as it is. Ugh.
Declared by Adobo Fiend on Thursday, May 7, 2009