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Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you cock smuggling assholes! I bought a new, cool (And I don't mean cool as in cold), fast HP Pavilion laptop...came home, set it up and now every time I shut down that blasted piece of shit it buzzes and whines like hell! I can't even sleep at night because of the thought of inhaling burnt lithium in my sleep! All I wanted was to have NO LAG or 5 minute wait when playing games or rendering 3D images!
GO FUCK YOURSELF HARD, YOU SHIT-FOR-BRAINS, LOW-LIFE MORONS AT HEWLETT PACKARD! YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER!
Declared by Never buying HP shit again on Saturday, May 30, 2009
6 Comments
Add a commentoh man I hate the fuck on HP HP makes dead computers for a living. and cut off all there consumers. so that HP can keep the money to them selfs. HP worst customer service and corp level demended me to mail my computer to Africa and donate them to people that cannot have eletric power and do not know anything about computers to fix it. there is no parts to find. HP cuts off replacment parts., os that HP can demand people to buy new computers and waste peoples time and money. ALL SALES ARE FINAL! NO REFUNDS! FUCK HEWLETT PACKARD.
By pikabko1 on Friday, August 28, 2009 at 4:51am
HP doesnt bother me at, maybe you guys are just noobz at a laptop instead of a desktop!!!
By naseer_tko@yahoo.com on Thursday, October 8, 2009 at 5:20pm
@Naseer
Go fuck yourself communist Nazi freak. HP sucks. That's my opinion and if I want to make it public I will.
And Skully, maybe you should think about CAPTCHA's that actually GENERATE RANDOM IMAGES instead of using the same one.
By Naseer is a Gay Fucking Queer on Monday, November 23, 2009 at 4:09am
@Neseer
HP is a worthless piece of crap. You're the noob!
Dell works just fine and mine didn't cost me an arm, leg and first born child!
Although some people may think Dell is apiece of crap just saying my opinion.
By IndestructibleLioness on Monday, May 7, 2012 at 10:17pm
@IndestructibleLioness
Are you fucking serious? Dell? You bash HP and then you defend Dell? You have some serious ball-sucking issues, mate, if you think Dell is even worth considering.
Why don't you all stop buying cheap shit, or from a shit company, and just buy something of quality. It doesn't have to break the bank. Go and read some tech reviews for goodness sakes before you buy anything. And learn how to set up your computer properly so that you don't complain on blogs and forums two weeks after you buy them.
By IndestructibleLionessSucksDick on Thursday, March 28, 2013 at 10:35pm
HP is so jihadded! Dhor, who is an IT-expert is like "hp is even worse than salad or burger-king!"
By Oliver gudmand on Sunday, May 19, 2013 at 12:54pm