A jihad against Sea Shepherd (from Whale Wars)

Sea Shepherd (from Whale Wars)

You fucking idiots. I can't watch three seconds of your goddamn show without cringing at your ridiculously entitled and pathetic behavior. You act like a bunch of spoiled 3-year-olds, gallivanting around the globe fucking up other people's lives and whining like gaping vaginas whenever they hit back.

"Waaaaaa! Someone sprayed us with a hose! Waaaaa! Someone threw a wrench at me! Waaaaa! I'm a fucking grown-ass baby person and I'm stuck in the ice now!"

If you're purposefully and maliciously vandalizing and destroying someone else's property, you deserve to have a wrench thrown at your head. You deserve to have it make contact. You deserve to choke on the acid you toss on their decks. You deserve to have your precious ship sunk to the bottom of the sea you're supposedly "protecting".

Am I for the slaughter of whales? Nope. Not at all.

Am I for bringing a species to the verge of extinction just to keep an industry afloat? Nope. Not that either.

I'm also not for feeling that you're entitled to and justified in acting like a pack of primitive, disruptive, unruly assholes...regardless of your cause.

You're dicks. You're obnoxious. You're spoiled pieces of shit. You're beyond embarrassing.

Grow the fuck up, you knuckle-dragging children.
Declared by Jakob on Sunday, August 16, 2009