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Find out more | Contact infoDude, My friend just showed up to hang out, when you dropped by to show off your new car. "Oh, hey come grab some food with me in my new car!" you said. I declined, because I'd just eaten. Our mutual friend did not. "We'll be right back." does not mean 2 hours later.
Of all the things I could have done, I sat playing a 2 hour string of five minute flash games, always assuring myself that you'd be right back and there was no point starting anything more lengthy.
For Christ's sake! I could've had sex with my wife! I could've been preparing my taxes! I could've watched a movie! Fie on you both then!
Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, December 19, 2009
1 Comments
Add a commentSeriously. This is what calls for a jihad now? Dude, you could have had sex wife with your wife and then she could have had sex with three or four more guys (as usual). Get a life, get a better set of friends, get a pill to deal with your limp dick and stop clogging up this site with some junior high pussy whining. "Uhh, my friend... uh, new car... uh, flash games... uh, sniff sniff." Geez
By Anonymous on Sunday, December 20, 2009 at 5:48pm