A jihad against The Wannabe Jew

The Wannabe Jew

To you goes the BIGGEST jihad! Stop trying to be a jew. It's really annoying. You don't have a "jew fro" no matter how much you try telling yourself that you do. Just because all of your friends got bat mitzfahed, doesn't mean that you can parade around like Larry David. Larry David is funny, you are not. You're an oafy bastard who thinks he's gods gift to women, and apparently to the jews. Face it, you're not going to fit in anywhere.
Declared by Babe on Thursday, December 31, 2009