A jihad against The Biggest bitch I Know.

The Biggest bitch I Know.

My mom told me to clean my room yesterday. Okay, Mom, I can’t today because I have a shit’s worth of homework. I’ll do it tomorrow. Fine, tomorrow, she says. I come home today with a shit’s worth and a half of homework and my room is stormed. My mom thought it would help me the fuck along if she just went and threw my shit on the floor. Thanks, Mom. You’re right: that stack of organized papers looks a lot better on my floor. I think that bag of chips from your room, whose crumbs coincidentally spilled all over my floor, was a nice touch. How did you know all my neatly folded clothes that were on my dresser before would look so great as a heap on my floor now? This is a great way for you to pay me back for spending all my time quizzing you last week for your dumb ass final. What would I do without the fucking biggest bitch in the world?
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, December 16, 2010