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Find out more | Contact infoI hate you. We have been roommates for over a year, and I have only heard you take a shower 3 times. YOU STINK, INFIDEL! You throw your sweaty clothes in the dryer like that's going to make them clean, but it just makes the dryer smell like your B.O.! You are stupid, lazy, ignorant, repulsive, and not to mention sweaty. I'm tired of hearing your porn blaring through the walls. I declare JIHAD on your skank ass!
Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 10, 2011
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Add a commentThis is the second time in a year I am sharing house with two men one of which either owns or is the one with the lease. I am tired of the pissing contests over who knows the most celebrities, who has been arrested the most, etc. Yes my cigarettes stink but I do smokeoutside so you have nothing to complain about at least it is a legal substance not like the weed you all smoke INSIDE the house that smells like skunk. And your inebriation as well. You sluts do nothing but whine about the place not being clean enough, how you worry about my sobriety (I rarely drink and only a bit when I do). Get up off your sorry lazy asses and try cleaning up after your slob selves for a change. Pay your bills and quit execting a lady who is smaller than you and disabled at that to pay the fucking bills and do all your housework because you "like to keep things clean". YOUR MAMA DOES NOT LIVE HERE, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY HAVE TO CLEAN AND WORK YOURSELVES. Dont ask me for anymore of my time, my money or anything else you think you can get from me you pigs with the perfect lives. Goelsewhere if you want slave labor ...my mama was a slut and my daddy was a drunk and they both raised me with better values than you lowlifes. Jihad on you you ballless bastards.
By Annie on Wednesday, December 19, 2012 at 3:38am