A jihad against My two "friends"

My two "friends"

Friend #1: The self serving asshole. You used me for my car. Got somewhere to go mommy won't take you? You'd just call me up and ask to hang out, then say you'd want to go over to that place, and, being the gullible nice guy that I am, took you there on my own expense and nodded like a moron when you said that you had to leave immediately afterwards because "(Your) mom is being a bitch." Fuck you, enjoy the Jihad.

Friend #2: The insecure emo. You always seemed to just tolerate my presence whenever we'd hang out, taking whatever chance you could get to insult me, belittle me, or single me out of the group. The only reason you even had us as friends was because of the only person who has ever been able to put up with your bullshit on a daily basis. You are a bitter, hateful, short-tempered, uncompromising, sexually repressed, pathetic individual and I hope with every fiber of my being that once you find our group dispersing as life drags us away you realize that normal people won't put up with your bullshit on a daily basis like I and the others have. Enjoy the jihad, asshole.
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, June 28, 2011