A jihad against Perfect People

Perfect People

Or rather, people who appear perfect. WHY do you seem so infuriatingly ideal in every way? WHAT the fuck is going on here? Everywhere I look, it's there. You're on your facebook talking about what an "amazing night bowling" it was. You're at school, surrounded by people who adore you. Everyone, it seems, adores you (even That Guy, dammit, dammit!). Except me. And this has nothing to do with jealousy (okay, the fact that You and That Guy Are So Happy Together is salt in the wound, but that's beside the point). It has to do with the fact that you NEVER crack, NEVER show anything but the same sunny, perfect facade that everyone loves. BE A REAL PERSON, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! THAT'S ALL I ASK!
Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 15, 2012