A jihad against Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling

What the fuck is so cool about this guy? He screams gay to me. He fucking acted in Mickey Mouse Club, motherfuckers, Mickey Mouse Club! That club has produced tons of trainwrecks like Britney (she's cool now, but she had her dark times), Xtina (was cool, but I think she's doing coke right now), and JTimberlake (what kind of normal human being talk with their falsetto voice all the time?). I'm pretty sure he's next. Maybe it'll have something to do with him being Canadian. I don't know. Ryan Gosling sounds Canadian to me; it also makes me think about ducks.
Declared by falafel on Tuesday, October 16, 2012