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Find out more | Contact infobeen in love with my friend for the longest time! we even kissed once (after a few drinks)...it never progressed into anything more though...he is now asking me to fix him up with a friend of mine who he met. he told me she is the kinda gal he would even propose to!
Declared by zaza on Thursday, December 27, 2012
33 Comments
Add a commentHaving a crush on your best friend is stupid and difficult.
By Yzaw Nfin on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:18pm
Mr. Yzaw Nfin, love is never stupid. It can be difficult, but she must have confidence and trust in her love for him.
By KIZZ on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:22pm
Listen, friend, life is not Hollywood, is it? So the love and crap... Do you really believe in that??!
By Yzaw Nfin on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:24pm
When a girl has a crush on somebody, she acts totally S-T-U-P-I-D...
By Anonymous on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:29pm
And listen KIZZ, you sound fucked too! Your name sounds like a CAPTCHA, you speak crap and support bitchy girls and disagree with logic.
By Anonymous on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:31pm
@ Yzaw: Love exists in real life, but can only be felt by people in love.
@ The anon above me: Fuck you! Yeah, so what if my username is derived from the CAPTCHA I got??? The only person acting S-T-U-P-I-D is you. Go home pal, you're drunk and talking bollocks.
By KIZZ on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:37pm
Bollocks you say, yet you're the one who's going ape-shit.
By Anonymous on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:38pm
I'm not going ape-shit you ignorant lowlife asshole, you're the shitface in here. Well, believing in true love doesn't make someone stupid, talking senseless shit does.
By KIZZ on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:40pm
Well, you're giving twice the expected reaction and jumping at every word I say. You realize how juvenile and stupid you sound? Take a fucking chill pill and go to bed... *YAWN*
By Anonymous on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:45pm
Take your own chill pill you anonymous prick! You don't have the fucking stones to take credit for the balderash you speak!
By KIZZ on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:47pm
If the site admin doesn't have a problem with it, who the fuck are you? If anon posting is allowed, it must be used!
By Anonymous on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:50pm
As for balderash, any fucking third person here will say you're the asshole in here!
By Anonymous on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:52pm
Hey! KIZZ! Accept defeat, pal!
By Mond on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:54pm
He already has.
By Anonymous on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:55pm
OK, now, Mr. Anon, you're such a loser that you start posting under 'Mond'?? You thought of a third person and he appeared. How very convinient...
By KIZZ on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:57pm
Hey, dipshit, I'm not the anon. I passed by to see what a douche you were being.
By Mond on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 10:59pm
Oooh, Kizzy, a jaundiced eye sees the world in yellow, doesn't it??
By Anonymous on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 11:00pm
Oh my goodyness, what's happening here?? Mond and Anon, it's okay dudes, KIZZ obviously didn't mean to sound stupid. Over. And I mean it.
By Yzaw Nfin on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 11:02pm
I'm sure KIZZ uses sockpuppets for his support.
By Mond on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 11:05pm
Peace! Peace! Peace!
By Yzaw Nfin on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 11:06pm
Mond, you're a filthy cunt. Go take yourself for a shit you hopeless sonofabitch... WTF will you do to me? Here, take my e-mail id if you wanna scare me: nogravelives@gmail.com.
GTFO you worthless retard!
By KIZZ on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 11:13pm
So you're still going strong, eh? Big words I didn't say anything about scaring you or anything, right? You need a good night's sleep.
By Mond on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 11:15pm
Hey, save some for tomorrow!
By Yzaw Nfin on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 11:16pm
One last question, KIZZ, you sure that id's yours?
By Anonymous on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 11:24pm
LOL, Kizz, what did you say? Your e-mail id?? You know what? If Mond was really a cyba gangsta, he'd have got you deleted!
By Choff on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at 4:54am
KIZZ a.k.a Steak Hoven a.k.a wannabe Ace Hood is a stupid shit for brains. He lives and works in San Salvador, El Salvador while he is from Accra, Ghana. Works. As a stupid waiter in a beach sided shack!
By Anonymous on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at 4:57am
^You'd not known so deep if you weren't Kizz.
By Anonymous on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at 4:59am
LOL, A paranoid jackass! I visited nogravelives@gmail.com, from there his Facebook and got all the info!
By Anonymous on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at 5:00am
One more, thing, KIZZ also posts political controversial statements.
By Choff on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at 5:02am
Politically controversial issues right from Swaziland to Tajikistan! He states he has a little understanding of Portuguese too, so can understand Brazillian news also!
By Thread on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at 5:04am
ROFLMFAO!!! "17 injured in São Paulo"
BAHAHAHAHAHA
By Anonymous on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at 5:06am
How many friends does he have?
By Choff on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at 5:08am
I'm feeling nostalgic, I am, oh, I am... Who kept this site up, I love him for letting me visit my old memories. What all shit I used to do back then! What the fuck was I thinking?
By Madhav on Sunday, July 12, 2015 at 10:35am