A jihad against Faculty Mentor

Faculty Mentor

You, the guy who is supposed to be our advocate in the face of an unreasonable and inflexible sponsor. Fuck you.
We follow your advice, the sponsor gets pissed, and you don't say a god damn word about it, you just sit there all smug and amused while we take an ass chewing. Now I am informed of a bullshit assignment that I need to turn in to you in 36 hours. The only problem is that this is a lengthy report with no prior notice, and I am working full time while going to other classes. You're a fucking asshole, and if I never see you again after I pass this class it will be too soon.
You even have the nerve to say that you think our futures are in jeopardy because we don't suck the sponsor's dick on this project. You clearly have been in academia too long.
When I see you next time, I will be polite, but it will take all my will power to do so.
I can only imagine how many generations of assholes had to get together to produce you.
Go eat a dick.
Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 15, 2013