A jihad against XBOX FUCKING ONE

XBOX FUCKING ONE

WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE GOING TO BEAT MY BROKE ASS INTO THE DIRT AND BURY ME. 400 FOR A SHINY PLASTIC BOX AND 60 FOR A CONTROLLER AND ANOTHER 60 FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN GAME. OH DONT YOU FUCKING FORGET THE XBOX LIVE MEMBERSHIP! I MAY AS WELL PUT MY FUCKING GAME INTO MY CUISINART TOASTER AND IT WILL PLAY BETTER THAN YOU. AND EVEN MORE, SETTING UP A BANK ACCOUNT IS EASIER THAN SETTING UP XBOX LIVE. AND ALL THIS SECURITY SHIT DOESNT PAY OFF BECAUSE 3 FUCKING HACKERS WERE ABLE TO SHUT XBOX LIVE DOWN.
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT YOU ARE MILKING MONEY OUT OF THIS BROKE ASS COW AND I'M SWITCHING TO PC GAMING. FUCK YOU
Declared by EVERYONE on Tuesday, December 30, 2014