A jihad against Bullshits

Bullshits

ever had a friend who brags bullshits and talks as if s/he knows every fucking element and atoms on earth? we, people that surrounds her, are so fcking with her. my shit can comprehend every lies she says.

me: my father collects cars from gasoline stations-- i think we've collected more than 20?
her: oh, we collected them all. isnt it that petron's collections were all porches while shell's are ferraris

her: you playing criminal case?
me: ye, im in case 14 chapter 2
her: oh i completed all the cases in criminal case. i can remember there was this blue guy who assists you, and the clumsy police. isnt it that the background will turn red when youre arresting the killer?

(and bitch tf, ofc it is fucking obvious you fucker)

me: what is your favorite case?
her: i dont remember. but i completed it all
me: i thought youve completed it. what is your favorite case so far again? just the description
her: i dont remember
me: in what case are you already?
her: case 20-30 or smth

AND TF, THEN SHE HASNT COMPLETED THE WHOLE MAP YET IM----

her: our discussion in advanced algebra is so slow.

but my friend and i find the discussion a little fast

her: it's easy. but i dont like his teaching techniques(blahblah she once didnt like the teacher's techniques of teaching just bc she didnt understand the lesson)
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before the exam, while my friend and i were reviewing. she approached me
she asked what did i get in our first quiz. her face looked like she was going to brag or smth. i said i got 48/50. and we legit saw her expression turned into embarrassment. anyways, she got 32/50. and the fact that she's attending kumon.

everything we have, she always say she has, but more. ugh fuck this

i want to release some toxic thoughts in my body but this rant is getting too long-- sooo fuck this
i think my shits got better amen
Declared by Anonymous on Friday, November 24, 2017