A jihad against Sunjot

Sunjot

I can't stand it when you rub up on me. Like I understand that I'm irresistible but you have to keep in mind that I'm straight and giving me a boner whenever you lick my ears only makes me question my sexuality. I do not want to take things any further than this, so I hope the next time we meet up, you don't intentionally bend over in order to show me your new g-string you are wearing underneath your crusty ass sweatpants.
Declared by Prasher on Sunday, April 1, 2018