Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoDo I come knocking on your door and wake you up at 7am. If I want to be a part of your religion don't you think I would be the one contacting you? You people should take the hint the first time and not come back again or next time I will let my dogs loose on you.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
All I do is work for you jackasses, things that don't even come with the job and I don't get paid extra for. I work my tail off and still make only a dollar above minimum wage you rich bastards. Burn in hell.
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Infidels Die, TRISHAALALALALA!!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, October 6, 2007
"I'm not hiding anything... well,um, except that I DID contact that girl I had sex with a few weeks ago. BUT I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to freak out."
Hmmmm...so IF I DID freak out that you contacted her, then I can basically guarantee you will be sneaky AGAIN. And if I don't freak out...
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Declared by BiteThis on Saturday, October 6, 2007
Fuck that. I created this squad because you fuckers were too lazy to do it. I gave out tasks in order to make things run smoothly. I worked hard to make sure people didn't argue, and our chat was a place where people were happy. Sure I kicked Nilek, but hes a douche. Fuck that.
And then everyone...
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Declared by Marcin Tasz on Friday, October 5, 2007
I HATE online applications. It's ridiculous, you can't just walk into a place with resume in hand any more and talk to someone. No, you have to "go to such and such website and fill out our specialized custom application which takes 2 fucking hours which after you finish we will precede to ignore." WHAT THE...
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Declared by Frustrated on Friday, October 5, 2007
It's onnnnnn!
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Declared by me on Friday, October 5, 2007
For being a man. You are fucking nuts. Women should have the right to vote you asshole. YOU ARE A FUCKING 'WOMAN'! All liberals do not come from the devil and are liars... You are a fucking idiot and I hope you burn in hell.
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Declared by S.M. on Friday, October 5, 2007
Just because you have no control in your overcompensating life doesn't mean that you have to target the meek and bring them down with you. No, the lady next to you isn't stupid, like you say, and you don't have to grab things out of her hands. She has permission to take a sandwich break and you can't make...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
For being a fucking liar
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, October 5, 2007
for being computer science major.
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Declared by Steve on Thursday, October 4, 2007
You piece of fucking shit.
CON ARTIST I hope you lose all business fucking faggot.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, October 4, 2007
For omitting the apostrophe and the letter e from the word, "you're." May a swarm of yellow jacketsland on your chest and bite you in your ass. Again.
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Declared by Grammar Nazi on Thursday, October 4, 2007
I realize it's a loaner from the dealership and I realize that I'm lucky they provide that service, but I still feel like a total loser driving down the street in what appears to be an artist's representation of a cartoon insect. The engine kinda sounds like that too. I hope my car - my big, manly, hulking,...
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Declared by Andrew on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Gooooooooood this is a waste of time! I say "uh-huh, yep", but I'm thinking SHUT THE FUCK UP! If it's not important to me, please don't say it.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
French is the language of the devil. It already sounds like butt fucking.
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Declared by BB on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
your mind is thinking wrong.
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Declared by aLJar3d on Wednesday, October 3, 2007
For your information we do not sit on our butts all day while the babies play nicely on the floor!!!! This does not happen....we clean up poo...pissy pants.....wash.....and wash again......put new clothes on...... feed......shall I go on?...er "no please don't" I hear you cry...... "stop fucking winging" you...
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Declared by yummy mummy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
You are going to die.
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Declared by miss vixy on Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Shame on you Jesse for pretending to care about the people. All you care about is chicken parm and marijuana!
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2007