Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoI'm sick and tired of having to layer clothing like an astronaut before I leave the house. The wind then attempts to flay any exposed skin off my body. The next day it's seventy fucking degrees outside.
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
Fucking tosser
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 25, 2011
And to those of you who feel the need to post updates of your kid’s potty training every 21 fucking minutes, FUCK YOU. I could care less if Jr took a shit on your bed, your god damn living room floor, or in your future x-girlfriend’s ovaries. Maybe if you kept your animals on a leash you would know where...
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Declared by Jesus on Friday, February 25, 2011
Your so damn cute! But you'll never notice me!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
I hate you! You took everything away from me! I can feel my heart breaking every time I look at you! I wish you had never come into my life you self righteous son of a bitch!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 24, 2011
This female atheist thinks that if you want your female coreligionists to wear hijabs, you should wear hijabs too.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 23, 2011
I may not be the smartest person in the world, but Im certainly not the dumbest! Im sick of you! All of you! Assuming that I know nothing when you anything yourself! I cant ask or say anything without it being broadcast to the other two! Im sick of this! Im sick or everything! I wish all of you, everything,...
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Declared by Mair on Monday, February 21, 2011
When someone's hard drive dies and they lose 500GB of data, the last thing they want to hear is you telling them "well, now you know the importance of backup".
Yes. Now we know the importance of backup. We also know that you are an insufferable douchebag, you cunt.
Shut. The fuck. Up.
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 21, 2011
I've had feelings for you for the longest time. I've never acted on these feelings but you're pretty clever and I know you know how I feel about you. I'm not smart, funny, creative, or anything special but thats reason to talk about me like I'm some creature! I'm sick of hearing you and others talking about...
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Foul, irrational beasts, most of them, especially the conservative religious ones.
Just for the shit they pull we should actually take them up on that FEMA re-education camps offer.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
I declare secular jihad on the assholes who want to deprive my parents of pay by shutting down the federal government in protest to a budget they don't like.
We got bills to pay, assbags.
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Declared by K on Sunday, February 20, 2011
What the fuck! I live right down the street, all of you have my number! You could have asked me! Or you could have not called me in the middle of your little get together! I would have been fine with it! Next time, don't call me in the middle of an event Im clearly not invited to!
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, February 20, 2011
Derek Reung is da most azn azn boi eva. He eat da dog erryday and a bok chong choi le chirmafan. Chidofu chow mein mother fucker.
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Declared by The other Azn Bois on Thursday, February 17, 2011
For being such an utter cunt and the most useless piece of trash at the same time.
Die. Horribly.
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, February 17, 2011
I put the holy jihad on all this sucking fucking shit painted 3D movies in the cinemas! They fail, they are so bad. Damned shit!
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Declared by thor on Thursday, February 17, 2011
Ignores me
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 16, 2011
FAT BASTARD INTERNET GEEKS, WHO THINK THAT BY CONTROLLING AN INTERNET FORUM YOU ARE CONTROLLING YOUR SAD FUCKING LIFE!! YOUR NOT, GET REAL WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU LIVE ALONE IN A ONE ROOM APARTMENT AND THE LAST WOMAN YOU SAW NAKED WAS YOUR MOM!!!
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, February 14, 2011
Get to weight watchers you lazy wankers .
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Declared by Fiona on Sunday, February 13, 2011
I have small boobies :(
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, February 11, 2011
I WAS CALM UNTIL YOU TOLD ME TO CHILL OUT; NOW I WANT TO F***ING TELL YOU TO STFU AND GTFO
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, February 2, 2011