Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoYou filthy mutt, have you not yet learnt that people think you're a disgusting person? I mean, you turned your ex-boyfriend of women altogether, then again, I wouldn't call you a woman, I'd call you a child, you foul git.
LEAVE HOME, you are in your 20's and you're yet to move out, I mean seriously, piss...
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 31, 2010
The British mandate is over for decades now. Time to advance! Stop ordering innocent citizens to fill out over-complicated forms demanding old receipts and bank statements.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 28, 2010
Jihad against DEJWISH religion !
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Declared by Kalash on Saturday, March 27, 2010
Jihad on your Arab TV!!!
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Declared by Hasan Tariq Omar Doodar on Friday, March 26, 2010
To mrs c , fuck you and the rice bowl you crawed out of .wrking for you is a joke.just to let you know I am moving on to better places hope your business sinks like the titanic .
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, March 26, 2010
for coming up with stupid suggestions on Globe branding.
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Declared by Ibrahim Khan on Friday, March 26, 2010
After two years I found out you was the one who stole my PS3. You still lied even though the evidence clearly states you are the one.
My Father Lee,
You was never there for me growing up. Drugs, being a male slut, and taking care of other people especially women were more...
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, March 25, 2010
are quite stupid.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, March 24, 2010
They're still bigger than your balls *and* your brains, you neanderthals.
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Declared by Maniacal Misandrist on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
for not spending time w. my lovely luscious lady leah!
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Declared by moo@witty.com on Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Stupid whore! I want my virgins.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, March 21, 2010
Jihad on you bitch! I'm sick of waiting for you to take me back, while you're really just leading me on! I'm not fucking stupid. First you say you don't want me, then you say you don't know, then we pretty much FUCK in a parking lot, and then you say you hate everything about me....and THEN you say you want...
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Declared by fuckthis on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
I hate this fucking job the manager is is a bitch who cant speak english properly and yet has the time to find things that i do about it then let the whole company know about it .Fuck u Bitch i hope you get hit by a bus. slant eye mother fucker
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Declared by the man on Wednesday, March 17, 2010
I declare a full Jihad upon Sean for the wet arse incident
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Declared by Al on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Yiiihaaaw-D
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Declared by Ramos on Wednesday, March 10, 2010
=)
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Declared by someone you likely don't know on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
You asexual piece of haughty elitism! I curse the day I chose to love you rather than stick your clarinet up your rectum and play the Ode to joy till your eyes watered!
Jihad on you, you arrogant slice of snorlack beef!!
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Declared by Oboe Brunette on Tuesday, March 9, 2010
crappy world, so global and lazy
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Declared by rgerg on Monday, March 8, 2010
First you lost my car twice then you sent it to salvage without permission. Now you have to send me my own stuff?! Thank you for wasting a week of my life. And that car had a lot of sentimental value... Reparations!!!!
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Declared by erin on Thursday, March 4, 2010
FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!
Why won't it fucking work!?
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Declared by YouTube Sucks Dick on Thursday, March 4, 2010