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Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoJihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
Find out more | Contact infoPuerto Rican women are so jealous and insecure it baffles the logical, healthy stabled mind! Please, grow up! Learn to actually be confident by ditching the attitude and treating others with respect. "Ueh, I don't like her, I just don't like her". You don't like her because you're too fucking jealous of her....
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Declared by The Winner has Spoken on Friday, September 25, 2009
Merr. JIHAD ON YOU! Allahu Akbar!
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Declared by Abdullah Hazim Smith on Thursday, September 24, 2009
Alright so coming up this weekend is Homecoming my Senior Homecoming! and my friends and I have not really been planning what to do before but I was invited to a pre-homecoming party but never said if I was going or not because I thought my group was bigger. Yesterday it turns out some of my friends made...
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Declared by i hate my life on Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Jihad on the cheapest bastard in Sunnyvale, Erik Taylor. He's a LIAR who doesn't pay his debts.
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Declared by Erik owes me money on Monday, September 21, 2009
jihad on you you cunt give us some good weather in britain instead of pouring that cr*p water on us and when you do give us some good weather you go and piss it up again by making hail later
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
i hope you fall into a deep hole the hell im not the 1 who nocks you to the side of the path on tuesdays you arse.
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Declared by billy morris on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
So I'm a co-captian for the volleyball team at my school and my bff is the captain. Sad thing is she is a crazy bitch! Whenever we talk to the girls or tell them to do something she thinks they are being disrepectful but they aren't! she seriously has issues!!!!!! I can't take it anymore she is making this...
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Declared by Frustrated on Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Please come back with new episodes! I miss my car-i'll-never-be-able-to-afford-fix!
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Declared by CarFan on Sunday, September 13, 2009
JIHAD on you Freaks and Geeks for distracting me from my work. With your awkward boys and cute girls. How am I ever supposed to get anything done.
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Declared by RedBull243 on Saturday, September 12, 2009
I think I love you.
Tell you? I can't.
Hold it in? I don't think I can.
"You keep me from falling apart"
I want to be in your grasp forever.
You're all I need.
I never though I could move on from the last person but then I met you and I got myself together and picked up the pieces that were shattered...
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Declared by LFSJ on Thursday, September 10, 2009
hypocritical assholes! you both piss me the fuck off. you cry when you find out that i' moving out in a year, and then accuse me of bullshit that isnt even true. fuck you both, and get your shit straight before you open your damn mouths.
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Declared by pissed off on Tuesday, September 8, 2009
You punish me for exppressing myself then when I defend myself you smack me? What kind of mother are you? Jihad on your fat ass.
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Declared by Cassie on Monday, September 7, 2009
This bitch fucking pisses me off. For three months I've been chasing her, and all she gives is mixed signals. She refuses to say she likes me and be my gf yet she keeps going on dates with me. She is a fucking tease that is leading me on. My whole summer revolved around her and she is driving me into the...
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Declared by Shiv on Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Hey dickhead, Hows married life treating you. Still using a penis pump to try and get a hard on?
Hell, Viagra wouldn't help you. Damn man, whatcha gonna try next?
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Declared by Anonymous on Monday, August 31, 2009
Dear Bill Gates,
What the fuck? I thought I was getting a good deal here. Then as the weeks went by, Vista kept revealing it's true customers. You're an asshole and can go fuck yourself, and if you don't like that, you can print this and stick it up your ASS HOLE!
Signed,
Thinking of developing his...
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Declared by Angry Microsoft Customer on Sunday, August 23, 2009
God i think i should really be so pissed i nvr speak to her again. I met this girl freshmen year. We hung out became friends. Sr. year i ask her to prom she says yes. Everything goes great. I pay for the limo and the tickets. BTW im not rich at all this came out of my pocket. Later this year I get the balls...
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Declared by Anonymous on Friday, August 21, 2009
I hate Hollywood. It is full of sexist men and dumb women who can't write/play descent rolls for women. What is wrong with you people. MEN - you afraid of conservative, strong confident women who don't take their clothes will shrink your penis? Too late, your penis is already small. WOMEN - why you so stupid...
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Declared by ConservativeGoodLookingAndMoral on Friday, August 21, 2009
Isn't it common knowledge that you stand on the right and walk on the left?
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, August 20, 2009
You fucking idiots. I can't watch three seconds of your goddamn show without cringing at your ridiculously entitled and pathetic behavior. You act like a bunch of spoiled 3-year-olds, gallivanting around the globe fucking up other people's lives and whining like gaping vaginas whenever they hit back....
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Declared by Jakob on Sunday, August 16, 2009
I just hate it when people talk about how hard their lives are without a job, and someone calls it "self pity". What the heck? Why use this term instead of helping them out?
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, August 15, 2009