Jihad on you! is a satirical website for venting frustrations. Its creators do not condone any kind of violence.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, July 26, 2009
I jihad on you, Erik! If you weren't already impotent, I'd wish that on you!
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Declared by Anonymous on Saturday, July 25, 2009
I hate all of you, from the hipsters to the yuppies to the businessmen.
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Declared by Disgruntled Bostonian on Friday, July 24, 2009
FOR MAKING US NOT ABLE TO SEE HARRY POTTER! JIHAD ON YOU!
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Declared by Nana Emi Castle on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest all your orifices for lying to your friends about how I'm a stalker & you ended it years ago- when you were still seeing me.
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, July 22, 2009
JIHAD ON YOU FOR MAYBE MAKING HER MOVE TO BLOOMINGTON!
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Declared by Anna on Monday, July 20, 2009
Your stupid policies on authorising FAMILY MEMBERS to collect postal articles should earn you a real JIHAD. Death to all old-fashioned policy-makers!!
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Declared by Your once faithful customer on Monday, July 20, 2009
I declare jihad on Political Correctness, if it's legal, I'll do it! I say midjet, I say Founding Fathers(not Framers), I say black people, I say Asians, I say whatever I want! Leave me alone!
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Declared by Jeff on Wednesday, July 15, 2009
If I thought I could get away with killing you I would.
I hate you more than ever you fucking waste of space.
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Declared by Anonymous on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
you are not FUCKING straight edge or hardcore cough cough cough
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Declared by MR X on Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Jihad on fucking craigslist. EVERY mother fucker on that site seems to be a cock sucker trying to rip you off. Heaven forbid you use the "find friends or a date" option because your ass will be spammed off the face of the earth. Fuck craigslist and the makers to hell.
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Declared by ram a cock up craigslist's small ass on Monday, July 13, 2009
Fuck the makers of Barracuda web filter. They have made life miserable for millions of mother fuckers. If I could i would send a terminator back into time to destroy the programer and his mom and dad before he is born. FUCK ALL WEB FILTERS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WATCHING YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK GOD DAMN...
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Declared by mother fucker at work on Monday, July 13, 2009
I declare jihad on mylifeisdesi.com
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Declared by DotBuster on Saturday, July 11, 2009
My cock is disappointing, and so is yours! Too small in length, too thin in girth! A waste of time.
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Declared by Dick Koch on Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Erik Taylor, you are NOT a "nice guy" like you claim to be.
You are the opposite of a nice guy. You take advantage of others, you enjoy causing problems for others. You take out your anger on everyone. You're not nice, you're mean & cruel and you know it.
You are an violent, abusive asshole. You never...
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Declared by The Whore on Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Jihad on you!!! Why the F are you only giving 2 bars strength out of 5!! I used to get a transfer rate of up to 300Kbps and now it's down to 11Kbps! Damn it! STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT!!!
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Declared by I ♥ ADSL on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
I knew when you called me into your office you were going to fire me, you worthless fat cow. The best part was when you told me "I'm not a beat around the bush kinda girl." You're absolutely right you're not. You are a stupid, ugly, old slunt! Your insecurities and jealously was obvious from the start!
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Declared by Anonymous on Wednesday, June 24, 2009
He ruined fathers day by being a whiny little bitch, and the next time I see him, I feel like I might just end up beating the shit out of him.
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Declared by Anonymous on Sunday, June 21, 2009
Burn in hell, you son of a bitch! The streets are going to run red before this is over. Your thievery will not go unpunished! A motherfucking jihad on you, dick!
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Declared by Anonymous on Thursday, June 18, 2009
Get a fucking boob job...no guy likes seeing someone naked with a chest smaller than his!
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Declared by Titty lover on Tuesday, June 16, 2009